Post by V-List Circus on Mar 5, 2012 10:54:58 GMT -5
The cameras show Simon Jewel sitting on grass ripping up a book.
Simon Jewel: I don’t need this book anymore. In fact I don’t think that I needed it to begin with because I was doing fine on my own without it. Ever since this book came into my life my wrestling career has started to fall. I’ve not won a match in two or three weeks and it makes me feel like I need to re-think about what I want.
Simon Jewel begins to smile.
Simon Jewel: I want to say one thing Bob Pooler you beat me so you deserve a contract. As for Chris Andrews, I never wanted his help, I never needed his help. I don’t know why he thought that I did need his help because I had no problem with admitting that I lost to Bob Pooler. As for taking advantage of all of the rule changes that Chris Andrews made. Anyone else would have done it. I don’t care if your name is Jarvis Cole, Mac Bane, Sexy Jason or even Chris Cooper if you’ve got a chance to use any weapon in a match you would just take it because you want to win. You wouldn’t car about the fact that the man you were facing believed the exact same things that you believed you would go right for him and wouldn’t stop until you won the match. However I do want to point out a flaw in Chris Andrews’ plan for Bob Pooler. Fir some strange reason Chris Andrews wants the wrestlers that the fans cheer to face Bob Pooler instead of his puppets Jackhammer, Chris Cooper and Sexy Jason. That’s right I just called them puppets because that’s all that they’ll ever be. I hope that all of them are watching me right now because want to point out one small fact to each and every single one of them. I’m still standing. What does that mean? It means that Bob Pooler only beat me he didn’t take me out of wrestling. Why is that important? It’s important because it means that I can just take a step back and go for each and every single one of Chris Andrews’ boys and expose just how weak they really are to the entire world.
Simon Jewel stands up.
Simon Jewel: Sadly as much fun as beating someone like Jackhammer for a third straight time would be I’ve got to put it on hold for the time being. There appears to be a situation where I didn’t impress Chris Andrews but I impressed Michael Boone. Michael is so impressed by me that he’s given me one more chance at earning a shot at the UCWA Unleashed Championship. The only difference is I don’t have to beat Jarvis Cole, I don’t have to beat Bob Pooler I’ve got to face and beat The British Bomber. So let me just get started on the discussion of this exciting match. Bomber you and I both represent anything that isn’t Chris Andrews. However you and I don’t represent hunger. What do I mean by that? Well one week you defeated Jarvis Cole. The next week you lost to Buddy Drifter. Buddy is a Chris Andrews guy. The only people who have defeated me are the people who are against Chris Andrews. If you were hungrier then you would be able to say that you defeated everyone who represented Chris Andrews left, right and centre like I have. I’m this company’s best kept secret because of the fact that you need that extra bit of heart to defeat me. Bomber I want you to think of those words that I’ve just said extra bit of heart. I now want you to look at yourself Bomber and ask yourself if you’ve got that extra bit of heart that’s needed to beat me. The answer to that question is you don’t. Why don’t you have it? It’s because your best days are behind you. You’ve been wrestling for a very long time. Bomber you’ve seen it all and you’ve done it all and to me that suggests that your best days are behind you. IT’s time for you to do the right thing and retire and give the younger wrestlers a chance. I’m the future of this company and it would mean so much to my career if I defeated you and I retired you forever. In fact I’d go as far as saying that I would be doing you a favour just retiring you because it would mean that you didn’t embarrass the company by looking weak when facing Chris Cooper and Jackhammer again. Bomber what I’m saying is you’re not going to be the number one contender because I’m going to be it.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: Now that everyone knows that I’m focused on one thing and that’s becoming the number one contender for the UCWA Unleashed Title regardless of whether or not I’ve got to retire The British bomber I want to talk about my future intentions. I’m fed up. I’m fed up with everyone just using me for their own personal games and the time has come for me to take a stand and protect myself from being an easy target for abuse. That’s why I’ve hired a personal helper. Who is it? Let’s just say that you’re going to find out in my next promo. All that I’ve got to say about the person just now is I think we’re going to have a very good future together because we both agree on a lot of things. The first thing that we both agree on is that I am the one man army and I can’t let myself distract be overtaken by lies and greed. The second thing that we both agree to is it doesn’t matter who I’m in the ring with there’s a way for me to win. The third thing that we’ve agreed to is that my name is Simon Jewel and I’m better than The British Bomber.
Scene fades.
Simon Jewel: I don’t need this book anymore. In fact I don’t think that I needed it to begin with because I was doing fine on my own without it. Ever since this book came into my life my wrestling career has started to fall. I’ve not won a match in two or three weeks and it makes me feel like I need to re-think about what I want.
Simon Jewel begins to smile.
Simon Jewel: I want to say one thing Bob Pooler you beat me so you deserve a contract. As for Chris Andrews, I never wanted his help, I never needed his help. I don’t know why he thought that I did need his help because I had no problem with admitting that I lost to Bob Pooler. As for taking advantage of all of the rule changes that Chris Andrews made. Anyone else would have done it. I don’t care if your name is Jarvis Cole, Mac Bane, Sexy Jason or even Chris Cooper if you’ve got a chance to use any weapon in a match you would just take it because you want to win. You wouldn’t car about the fact that the man you were facing believed the exact same things that you believed you would go right for him and wouldn’t stop until you won the match. However I do want to point out a flaw in Chris Andrews’ plan for Bob Pooler. Fir some strange reason Chris Andrews wants the wrestlers that the fans cheer to face Bob Pooler instead of his puppets Jackhammer, Chris Cooper and Sexy Jason. That’s right I just called them puppets because that’s all that they’ll ever be. I hope that all of them are watching me right now because want to point out one small fact to each and every single one of them. I’m still standing. What does that mean? It means that Bob Pooler only beat me he didn’t take me out of wrestling. Why is that important? It’s important because it means that I can just take a step back and go for each and every single one of Chris Andrews’ boys and expose just how weak they really are to the entire world.
Simon Jewel stands up.
Simon Jewel: Sadly as much fun as beating someone like Jackhammer for a third straight time would be I’ve got to put it on hold for the time being. There appears to be a situation where I didn’t impress Chris Andrews but I impressed Michael Boone. Michael is so impressed by me that he’s given me one more chance at earning a shot at the UCWA Unleashed Championship. The only difference is I don’t have to beat Jarvis Cole, I don’t have to beat Bob Pooler I’ve got to face and beat The British Bomber. So let me just get started on the discussion of this exciting match. Bomber you and I both represent anything that isn’t Chris Andrews. However you and I don’t represent hunger. What do I mean by that? Well one week you defeated Jarvis Cole. The next week you lost to Buddy Drifter. Buddy is a Chris Andrews guy. The only people who have defeated me are the people who are against Chris Andrews. If you were hungrier then you would be able to say that you defeated everyone who represented Chris Andrews left, right and centre like I have. I’m this company’s best kept secret because of the fact that you need that extra bit of heart to defeat me. Bomber I want you to think of those words that I’ve just said extra bit of heart. I now want you to look at yourself Bomber and ask yourself if you’ve got that extra bit of heart that’s needed to beat me. The answer to that question is you don’t. Why don’t you have it? It’s because your best days are behind you. You’ve been wrestling for a very long time. Bomber you’ve seen it all and you’ve done it all and to me that suggests that your best days are behind you. IT’s time for you to do the right thing and retire and give the younger wrestlers a chance. I’m the future of this company and it would mean so much to my career if I defeated you and I retired you forever. In fact I’d go as far as saying that I would be doing you a favour just retiring you because it would mean that you didn’t embarrass the company by looking weak when facing Chris Cooper and Jackhammer again. Bomber what I’m saying is you’re not going to be the number one contender because I’m going to be it.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: Now that everyone knows that I’m focused on one thing and that’s becoming the number one contender for the UCWA Unleashed Title regardless of whether or not I’ve got to retire The British bomber I want to talk about my future intentions. I’m fed up. I’m fed up with everyone just using me for their own personal games and the time has come for me to take a stand and protect myself from being an easy target for abuse. That’s why I’ve hired a personal helper. Who is it? Let’s just say that you’re going to find out in my next promo. All that I’ve got to say about the person just now is I think we’re going to have a very good future together because we both agree on a lot of things. The first thing that we both agree on is that I am the one man army and I can’t let myself distract be overtaken by lies and greed. The second thing that we both agree to is it doesn’t matter who I’m in the ring with there’s a way for me to win. The third thing that we’ve agreed to is that my name is Simon Jewel and I’m better than The British Bomber.
Scene fades.