Post by V-List Circus on Mar 5, 2012 10:43:02 GMT -5
The cameras show Simon Jewel standing in an alley.
Simon Jewel: In my last promo I talked about a beast being unleashed in me and that it wouldn’t go away until I had left pain and destruction. Well I just want everyone to know that I can feel the blood boiling inside me, I can feel anger building up and it’s all ready for someone to suffer. Unfortunately a man called Chris Andrews has decided to sacrifice The Xtreme One. Xtreme One I could stand here all day and tell you about our first match but we both know that it’s not going to matter when it comes to our re-match. I can already see the record books Simon Jewel has one win and Xtreme One has one win. Normally in a situation like that people would want to see a third match but due to your silence I don’t think that we need a third match. I’ve spent a few days wondering why you’ve been so quiet and I had a few theories for example you’re so old your voice box broke, maybe Christmas time was too much for you to handle that your life just couldn’t take it anymore and then there was my own personal favourite you’re scared of me now. Why would you be scared of me? The answer is inside you know that you can’t keep up with the younger wrestlers and as a result it’s time for you to retire.
Simon Jewel stops talking and looks around the alley that he’s in and sees a trash can.
Simon Jewel: As I look around this alley I can feel danger getting closer to me. That is why I’m here I want to be in a very dangerous place so that I can be in Xtreme One’s world. He’s so use to using any weapon that he can get his hands on that he wouldn’t wonder just what kind of damage that trash can over there can do. I don’t call myself an extreme wrestler and that’s why I need to change my surroundings. I know that I can beat you Xtreme One in a normal match but I just want to be able to fit into his world so that I’ve got an extra edge over him.
Simon Jewel starts to walk out of the alley and into a street.
Simon Jewel: I think that’s all I can say about The Xtreme One, however there’s something else that’s been on my mind that I want to address just now. When I wrestle there’s a woman in my corner called Natalie Gem. To the fans and wrestlers who don’t know who she is she’s my girlfriend and my valet. The only reason why she’s not with me right now is because she’s preparing for a New Year’s Eve Party that we’re going to tonight. Every guy out there knows what women are like they’ve got to buy a nice dress, buy new shoes, wear specific make-up and so on. Well that’s her as well. The reason why I’m telling you this is because despite the fact that we’re not with each other right now I know exactly where she is and what’s she doing. We’ve got a very good trust bond that just can’t be ruined by a lack of appearances on her part. She will be in my corner when I face The Xtreme One and she will raise my hand as the winner when I defeat him.
Simon Jewel stops outside a jewellery shop and looks at the window.
Simon Jewel: Gem and Jewel it sounds perfect and it really is. There’s nobody on the planet that can separate us. It reminds me of the day when we met. I was at the wrestling training school where I got trained to become a wrestler and I saw her and she starred at me and it was love at first sight. Ever since that day I knew that she was the woman for me and that I wouldn’t be happier with anybody else. As we got closer I told her that I wanted her to stop training to become a wrestler because I wanted her to focus more on being my valet. I told her that every single day I could feel that my dream to wrestle for a full time wrestling company was getting closer to becoming true and that I wanted her to come with me on my journey. I remember her response at first she was a bit hesitant to do it but then she realised just how much she loved me and decided to give up on her wrestling training to be by my side.
Simon Jewel stops looking at the jewellery shop window.
Simon Jewel: That brings me back to The Xtreme One I’ve just talked about functional my relationship with a woman is, well I’m willing to bet that your past relationships with women have been nothing but train wrecks that have included your own kids not even knowing who you are and you not only not knowing who they are but you most likely don’t know their mothers’ names. Men like you make me sick and ashamed and it makes me look even more forwards to beating you.
Scene fades.
Simon Jewel: In my last promo I talked about a beast being unleashed in me and that it wouldn’t go away until I had left pain and destruction. Well I just want everyone to know that I can feel the blood boiling inside me, I can feel anger building up and it’s all ready for someone to suffer. Unfortunately a man called Chris Andrews has decided to sacrifice The Xtreme One. Xtreme One I could stand here all day and tell you about our first match but we both know that it’s not going to matter when it comes to our re-match. I can already see the record books Simon Jewel has one win and Xtreme One has one win. Normally in a situation like that people would want to see a third match but due to your silence I don’t think that we need a third match. I’ve spent a few days wondering why you’ve been so quiet and I had a few theories for example you’re so old your voice box broke, maybe Christmas time was too much for you to handle that your life just couldn’t take it anymore and then there was my own personal favourite you’re scared of me now. Why would you be scared of me? The answer is inside you know that you can’t keep up with the younger wrestlers and as a result it’s time for you to retire.
Simon Jewel stops talking and looks around the alley that he’s in and sees a trash can.
Simon Jewel: As I look around this alley I can feel danger getting closer to me. That is why I’m here I want to be in a very dangerous place so that I can be in Xtreme One’s world. He’s so use to using any weapon that he can get his hands on that he wouldn’t wonder just what kind of damage that trash can over there can do. I don’t call myself an extreme wrestler and that’s why I need to change my surroundings. I know that I can beat you Xtreme One in a normal match but I just want to be able to fit into his world so that I’ve got an extra edge over him.
Simon Jewel starts to walk out of the alley and into a street.
Simon Jewel: I think that’s all I can say about The Xtreme One, however there’s something else that’s been on my mind that I want to address just now. When I wrestle there’s a woman in my corner called Natalie Gem. To the fans and wrestlers who don’t know who she is she’s my girlfriend and my valet. The only reason why she’s not with me right now is because she’s preparing for a New Year’s Eve Party that we’re going to tonight. Every guy out there knows what women are like they’ve got to buy a nice dress, buy new shoes, wear specific make-up and so on. Well that’s her as well. The reason why I’m telling you this is because despite the fact that we’re not with each other right now I know exactly where she is and what’s she doing. We’ve got a very good trust bond that just can’t be ruined by a lack of appearances on her part. She will be in my corner when I face The Xtreme One and she will raise my hand as the winner when I defeat him.
Simon Jewel stops outside a jewellery shop and looks at the window.
Simon Jewel: Gem and Jewel it sounds perfect and it really is. There’s nobody on the planet that can separate us. It reminds me of the day when we met. I was at the wrestling training school where I got trained to become a wrestler and I saw her and she starred at me and it was love at first sight. Ever since that day I knew that she was the woman for me and that I wouldn’t be happier with anybody else. As we got closer I told her that I wanted her to stop training to become a wrestler because I wanted her to focus more on being my valet. I told her that every single day I could feel that my dream to wrestle for a full time wrestling company was getting closer to becoming true and that I wanted her to come with me on my journey. I remember her response at first she was a bit hesitant to do it but then she realised just how much she loved me and decided to give up on her wrestling training to be by my side.
Simon Jewel stops looking at the jewellery shop window.
Simon Jewel: That brings me back to The Xtreme One I’ve just talked about functional my relationship with a woman is, well I’m willing to bet that your past relationships with women have been nothing but train wrecks that have included your own kids not even knowing who you are and you not only not knowing who they are but you most likely don’t know their mothers’ names. Men like you make me sick and ashamed and it makes me look even more forwards to beating you.
Scene fades.