Post by V-List Circus on Mar 5, 2012 10:42:02 GMT -5
The cameras show Simon Jewel standing in front of a parked car in a car park.
Simon Jewel: When the card for Wrack The Halls was announced I heard news that Chris Andres wasn’t happy with my performance and if I didn’t win I’d have been fired. Do I have your attention Chris Andrews? You thought that you could put me in a match against Red Jackson, see me lose and then have the pleasure in saying the words you’re fired to me. Did that happen? No. What did happen? I faced Red Jackson and not only did I defeat him to keep my job but I dominated the entire match. You know something boss if that’s what you want us to call you I want you to know something I don’t like being told what I’ve got to do, I don’t like being told what I’ve got to say and finally I don’t like being told what I’ve got to wear. I do things my way and if you’ve got a problem with it then I’m not afraid to let you know my own thoughts on the situation either. You know something boss you might be watching this with your face all turning red and anger building up inside of you but to me that just means that I’m deeper inside your head than you ever thought some new guy could have been at this stage in his career. I can just see you right now in your office with a monitor watching me and you wanting to cut my promo short but guess I’ll still find away to get my voice heard.
Simon Jewel stops talking and thinks for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: I could stand here all day and night talking about my hatred for men in suits but it would take away from the time that I could spend talking about my next match. Or should I call it a re-match from my first match? I don’t know what has caused what to happen but it appears that I’m facing The Xtreme One in another match. So please allow me to start off by saying that I’m a lot more focused and a lot more confident. What does that mean, for you Xtreme One? It means that the Simon Jewel that you face will in fact give you a fight and you won’t win it very quickly. Our match is happening on the first day of a new year and I want to start off the year with a bang. Actually I want it to be the start of the year of Simon Jewel. I can just see it now in one year I went from being unknown and made it right to the top of UCWA. A lot of people might think that I’ve got a loud mouth but you’re all about to see that I can back all of this up.
Simon Jewel stops talking and looks around the empty car park.
Simon Jewel: I want to make one thing clear I’m not a hardcore wrestler however I am a powerhouse. If I grab you with my hands then I break you. It’s funny that I said that I would break you because I’ve heard people call you a legend to me that means that you’re an old man and that you’re best days are beyond you. Xtreme One when I defeat you I’m going to be going down in history as the man who forced you into retirement. To me it isn’t enough to go out there and wrestle a great match for the fans, I want to make an impact so that everybody else sees that I’m not just a punching bag for them. Xteme One I hope that you’re ready for our re-match because it’s going to be one of the biggest fights of your life, a fight that I can already see you not getting up from afterwards. Maybe I should do you a favour and tell EMT’s to be prepared to help you out of the ring because when I’m done with you it’s the only way that you’re getting out of the ring.
Simon Jewel turns around and walks to a car.
Simon Jewel: Before I stop talking I’ve got one last thing to say to all of the UCWA wrestlers. Take the damage that I do to The Xtrene One as a warning because if any of you decide to try and cause a problem with me then you’ll be next in line for me to hurt. Think of it like a beast in Simon Jewel has been unleashed and it’s not going to go away until it feels that it’s been satisfied. How do you satisfy a beast? By letting it run rampant all over UCWA and that’s exactly what I’ve got my eyes set on doing.
Scene fades.
Simon Jewel: When the card for Wrack The Halls was announced I heard news that Chris Andres wasn’t happy with my performance and if I didn’t win I’d have been fired. Do I have your attention Chris Andrews? You thought that you could put me in a match against Red Jackson, see me lose and then have the pleasure in saying the words you’re fired to me. Did that happen? No. What did happen? I faced Red Jackson and not only did I defeat him to keep my job but I dominated the entire match. You know something boss if that’s what you want us to call you I want you to know something I don’t like being told what I’ve got to do, I don’t like being told what I’ve got to say and finally I don’t like being told what I’ve got to wear. I do things my way and if you’ve got a problem with it then I’m not afraid to let you know my own thoughts on the situation either. You know something boss you might be watching this with your face all turning red and anger building up inside of you but to me that just means that I’m deeper inside your head than you ever thought some new guy could have been at this stage in his career. I can just see you right now in your office with a monitor watching me and you wanting to cut my promo short but guess I’ll still find away to get my voice heard.
Simon Jewel stops talking and thinks for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: I could stand here all day and night talking about my hatred for men in suits but it would take away from the time that I could spend talking about my next match. Or should I call it a re-match from my first match? I don’t know what has caused what to happen but it appears that I’m facing The Xtreme One in another match. So please allow me to start off by saying that I’m a lot more focused and a lot more confident. What does that mean, for you Xtreme One? It means that the Simon Jewel that you face will in fact give you a fight and you won’t win it very quickly. Our match is happening on the first day of a new year and I want to start off the year with a bang. Actually I want it to be the start of the year of Simon Jewel. I can just see it now in one year I went from being unknown and made it right to the top of UCWA. A lot of people might think that I’ve got a loud mouth but you’re all about to see that I can back all of this up.
Simon Jewel stops talking and looks around the empty car park.
Simon Jewel: I want to make one thing clear I’m not a hardcore wrestler however I am a powerhouse. If I grab you with my hands then I break you. It’s funny that I said that I would break you because I’ve heard people call you a legend to me that means that you’re an old man and that you’re best days are beyond you. Xtreme One when I defeat you I’m going to be going down in history as the man who forced you into retirement. To me it isn’t enough to go out there and wrestle a great match for the fans, I want to make an impact so that everybody else sees that I’m not just a punching bag for them. Xteme One I hope that you’re ready for our re-match because it’s going to be one of the biggest fights of your life, a fight that I can already see you not getting up from afterwards. Maybe I should do you a favour and tell EMT’s to be prepared to help you out of the ring because when I’m done with you it’s the only way that you’re getting out of the ring.
Simon Jewel turns around and walks to a car.
Simon Jewel: Before I stop talking I’ve got one last thing to say to all of the UCWA wrestlers. Take the damage that I do to The Xtrene One as a warning because if any of you decide to try and cause a problem with me then you’ll be next in line for me to hurt. Think of it like a beast in Simon Jewel has been unleashed and it’s not going to go away until it feels that it’s been satisfied. How do you satisfy a beast? By letting it run rampant all over UCWA and that’s exactly what I’ve got my eyes set on doing.
Scene fades.