Post by V-List Circus on Sept 4, 2023 5:26:21 GMT -5
The camera shows Kirsty Mascara lying down with her head on a cardboard box in an alley.
Kirsty Mascara: First of all I would like to thank the wedding store that’s placed next to this alley that I’m in, From what I’ve seen the place orders for wedding dresses and when they receive them they’re in these bigger wardrobe cardboard boxes that the store just throws out. I then grab one of them and use it as a pillow to sleep on. It doesn’t sound like much but it’s the best that I can do in my current rabbit hole.
Kirsty Mascara sits up.
Kirsty Mascara: Today is a different kind of day for me because I don’t have any secrets, instead I’ve got a theory. To tell you about it I need to take you back to the moment when Sarah and I were talking and we made the bet that whoever wins gets money and whoever loses gets nothing. Ever since then I’ve faced and defeated Caleb Foster, while Sarah Lynn has competed against Aaron Jones and Darcie Daniels in a Triple Threat Match. On the next episode of Ascension I face Ace Michaels while Sarah Lynn competes in a Tag Team Match. The theory that I want to talk about is it’s very common knowledge that management dislike Aaron Jones to a point that there’s speculation that someone connected to management contacted The Diamond Mafia Brand and hired Sarah Lynn to go after Aaron Jones. My theory and question is, is the reason why Sarah Lynn hasn’t been competing in Singles Matches part of the deal for her to go after Aaron Jones? They say money talks so has the money conspired against me?
Kirsty Mascara laughs.
Kirsty Mascara: Money is what this is really all about. When you think about it there’s an unknown rich woman trying to take advantage of a poor one, however what she doesn’t realise is the more that I win the more it’s going to cost her. The higher the final value goes up the more money that she has to lose. There’s no such thing as an unlimited bank account. The value of infinity isn’t real it’s just an idea that someone thought up to create a point where numbers could end. On the opposite side you’ve got the value of zero which means nothing. The more that I win, the closer The Diamond Mafia Brand is to zero, which means that they would go bankrupt. Sarah the longer our bet goes on for the closer I’m going to be to putting your unknown boss into bankruptcy and then you’ll probably have no choice but to take me seriously again.
Kirsty Mascara stands up and looks around the alley. The camera looks around and shows dumpsters and trash bags all over it. The camera looks at Kirsty Mascara who is trying to work out a route out of the alley.
Kirsty Mascara: Recently Sarah Lynn said that our bet is worth ten thousand dollars. When I defeat Ace Michaels it’ll be worth eleven thousand dollars, which means that I could afford somewhere cheap to live for around a year or so rent. So I guess the question is what do I know about you ace that I can use against you? You were an interviewer in WWH, which continues a trend that I’m having of facing former staff members who decided to focus on wrestling. Like Caleb I will defeat you Ace not just t because of the fact that I need to but because of the fact that ever since I first watched wrestling I’ve been passionate about it. I am a wrestler because it’s the only thing that I’ve wanted to be for my entire life. I don’t want to have any other job apart from being a wrestler.
Kirsty walks to a trash bag and climbs over it.
Kirsty Mascara: Another thing that I know about you Ace is you and Gothica Skylight are a team called Gothic Nightmare with Hellion as your manager. I find myself wondering am I going into a three on one situation or are they going to back away and you you handle business? I’d like to think that they can resist getting involved because of something that we’ve got in common. We both want the fans to support us. We both like to hear the fans cheer and chant our names.
The camera shows Kirsty Mascara climbing over another trash bag.
Kirsty Mascara: Another thing that we’ve got in common is that we’re both underdogs, however that causes a difference. You see I’m on a winning streak however it can be very hard to find the last time that you won a match. That’s a fact that can lead to fans losing interest in you and stop believing in you, while they want to see how far I cam go with my current streak.
The camera shows Kirsty Mascara looking in front of her. The camera rotates and shows a street. Kirsty walks to the end of the alley.
Kirsty Mascara: You call yourself the Ace Of WWH. In a pack of cards the Ace is usually the highest and most valued card. It some games it can be valued as one or eleven. It can count as high or low. The reason why I’m bringing that up is because in the eyes of many in WWH you’re not at a high level. You’re one of the lowest ranked names in WWH and you don’t show much interest in proving yourself. When I defeat you the only thing that it would do is continue to send you down your own rabbit hole of obscurity to a point that you can’t climb out of.
Kirsty Mascara looks at both sides and turns right to go down the street.
Kirsty Mascara: Ace I hope that you’re ready for this, because this match can make or break our futures in WWH.
The camera fades.
Kirsty Mascara: First of all I would like to thank the wedding store that’s placed next to this alley that I’m in, From what I’ve seen the place orders for wedding dresses and when they receive them they’re in these bigger wardrobe cardboard boxes that the store just throws out. I then grab one of them and use it as a pillow to sleep on. It doesn’t sound like much but it’s the best that I can do in my current rabbit hole.
Kirsty Mascara sits up.
Kirsty Mascara: Today is a different kind of day for me because I don’t have any secrets, instead I’ve got a theory. To tell you about it I need to take you back to the moment when Sarah and I were talking and we made the bet that whoever wins gets money and whoever loses gets nothing. Ever since then I’ve faced and defeated Caleb Foster, while Sarah Lynn has competed against Aaron Jones and Darcie Daniels in a Triple Threat Match. On the next episode of Ascension I face Ace Michaels while Sarah Lynn competes in a Tag Team Match. The theory that I want to talk about is it’s very common knowledge that management dislike Aaron Jones to a point that there’s speculation that someone connected to management contacted The Diamond Mafia Brand and hired Sarah Lynn to go after Aaron Jones. My theory and question is, is the reason why Sarah Lynn hasn’t been competing in Singles Matches part of the deal for her to go after Aaron Jones? They say money talks so has the money conspired against me?
Kirsty Mascara laughs.
Kirsty Mascara: Money is what this is really all about. When you think about it there’s an unknown rich woman trying to take advantage of a poor one, however what she doesn’t realise is the more that I win the more it’s going to cost her. The higher the final value goes up the more money that she has to lose. There’s no such thing as an unlimited bank account. The value of infinity isn’t real it’s just an idea that someone thought up to create a point where numbers could end. On the opposite side you’ve got the value of zero which means nothing. The more that I win, the closer The Diamond Mafia Brand is to zero, which means that they would go bankrupt. Sarah the longer our bet goes on for the closer I’m going to be to putting your unknown boss into bankruptcy and then you’ll probably have no choice but to take me seriously again.
Kirsty Mascara stands up and looks around the alley. The camera looks around and shows dumpsters and trash bags all over it. The camera looks at Kirsty Mascara who is trying to work out a route out of the alley.
Kirsty Mascara: Recently Sarah Lynn said that our bet is worth ten thousand dollars. When I defeat Ace Michaels it’ll be worth eleven thousand dollars, which means that I could afford somewhere cheap to live for around a year or so rent. So I guess the question is what do I know about you ace that I can use against you? You were an interviewer in WWH, which continues a trend that I’m having of facing former staff members who decided to focus on wrestling. Like Caleb I will defeat you Ace not just t because of the fact that I need to but because of the fact that ever since I first watched wrestling I’ve been passionate about it. I am a wrestler because it’s the only thing that I’ve wanted to be for my entire life. I don’t want to have any other job apart from being a wrestler.
Kirsty walks to a trash bag and climbs over it.
Kirsty Mascara: Another thing that I know about you Ace is you and Gothica Skylight are a team called Gothic Nightmare with Hellion as your manager. I find myself wondering am I going into a three on one situation or are they going to back away and you you handle business? I’d like to think that they can resist getting involved because of something that we’ve got in common. We both want the fans to support us. We both like to hear the fans cheer and chant our names.
The camera shows Kirsty Mascara climbing over another trash bag.
Kirsty Mascara: Another thing that we’ve got in common is that we’re both underdogs, however that causes a difference. You see I’m on a winning streak however it can be very hard to find the last time that you won a match. That’s a fact that can lead to fans losing interest in you and stop believing in you, while they want to see how far I cam go with my current streak.
The camera shows Kirsty Mascara looking in front of her. The camera rotates and shows a street. Kirsty walks to the end of the alley.
Kirsty Mascara: You call yourself the Ace Of WWH. In a pack of cards the Ace is usually the highest and most valued card. It some games it can be valued as one or eleven. It can count as high or low. The reason why I’m bringing that up is because in the eyes of many in WWH you’re not at a high level. You’re one of the lowest ranked names in WWH and you don’t show much interest in proving yourself. When I defeat you the only thing that it would do is continue to send you down your own rabbit hole of obscurity to a point that you can’t climb out of.
Kirsty Mascara looks at both sides and turns right to go down the street.
Kirsty Mascara: Ace I hope that you’re ready for this, because this match can make or break our futures in WWH.
The camera fades.