Post by V-List Circus on Mar 30, 2012 3:05:38 GMT -5
The cameras show Simon Jewel standing outside a hotel.
Simon Jewel: The man who has come to steal the show is here and he’s got something to say. Tomorrow I face a man called Bob Pooler and some people think that I’m not focused on this match. I want those people to know that I’ve never felt more focused on anything in my life. Do you know why I’m focused? It’s because I know that I can get the job done. I can go into this match against Bob Pooler and I can beat him one, two, three after a Simon Five. A man like me doesn’t say something like that without having a proper plan for the match. What is my plan? My plan is to not tap out. That’s right I’m going to take the pain and risk passing out just so I can say that I was better than Bob Pooler.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: Bob you seem to end your promos with a a line like you’re Bob Pooler, what will you do next. Please allow me to tell you exactly what you’re going to do next. You’re going to tell the entire world that you thought that I was just going to run away so that our match didn’t happen but instead I showed up. Do you know why I’m showing up for our match? It’s because I want a fight. I want a a fight that tells the entire world that who the real better man is between us. No offense Bob but the first time that we faced each other it didn’t tell me that you beat me, it told me that I was a pawn in a Chris Andrews plan A plan that I wanted to see backfire. That’s why I made the decision to let you win because I knew that would upset Chris Andrews more than if I won.
Simon Jewel begins to laugh.
Simon Jewel: That’s enough about my match against Bob Pooler. I want to talk about my Tag Team Title reign with David Crisp. I’ve not had a chance to talk to David Crisp about our reign but I want him to know that I’m willing to sit down with him and discuss any ideas that he’s got for this moment. If he wants us to use a specific team name then I’m willing to discuss team names with him, if he wants us to do specific team moves then I’m willing to discuss that as well finally if he wants us to have a specific tag team entrance then we can discuss that as well. What I’m saying is David you and I are the UCWA All Star Tag Team Champions and I feel that the potential is there for us to have a very long reign and we just have to make the most out of it. So David if you can hear me then please accept my offer to have a heart to heart talk about what kind of tag team we’re going to be.
Simon Jewel stops talking and takes a deep breath.
Simon Jewel: The next thing that I want to talk about and that is my next title chase. I’ve entered the Deep South Championship Title Tournament. I want everyone in it to know that I’m in it to win it and if that means that I become the first ever double champion in UCWA: All Star then so be it. Now that I’ve said that I like the idea of having one title on one shoulder and the other title on the other one. I think that would be the ultimate spit in the face of the fans who I feel have betrayed me over my career.
Simon Jewel stops talking and smiles.
Simon Jewel: That brings me to the very last thing on my mind just now. Sexy Jason. Jason you attacked me with a chair, I defeated you to become a champion. To me it sounds like I got my re-match over you attacking me. Do you know why I wanted revenge over you? It’s because I knew that it would be the perfect way to show everyone that Simon Jewel was back and that his aggression was still the exact same as it was before he left. Jason I want you to know that if we cross paths in the tournament then the outcome will be the exact same you’ll just lose to me for a second time and have no choice but to admit that I’m too good for you to beat.
Scene fades.
Simon Jewel: The man who has come to steal the show is here and he’s got something to say. Tomorrow I face a man called Bob Pooler and some people think that I’m not focused on this match. I want those people to know that I’ve never felt more focused on anything in my life. Do you know why I’m focused? It’s because I know that I can get the job done. I can go into this match against Bob Pooler and I can beat him one, two, three after a Simon Five. A man like me doesn’t say something like that without having a proper plan for the match. What is my plan? My plan is to not tap out. That’s right I’m going to take the pain and risk passing out just so I can say that I was better than Bob Pooler.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: Bob you seem to end your promos with a a line like you’re Bob Pooler, what will you do next. Please allow me to tell you exactly what you’re going to do next. You’re going to tell the entire world that you thought that I was just going to run away so that our match didn’t happen but instead I showed up. Do you know why I’m showing up for our match? It’s because I want a fight. I want a a fight that tells the entire world that who the real better man is between us. No offense Bob but the first time that we faced each other it didn’t tell me that you beat me, it told me that I was a pawn in a Chris Andrews plan A plan that I wanted to see backfire. That’s why I made the decision to let you win because I knew that would upset Chris Andrews more than if I won.
Simon Jewel begins to laugh.
Simon Jewel: That’s enough about my match against Bob Pooler. I want to talk about my Tag Team Title reign with David Crisp. I’ve not had a chance to talk to David Crisp about our reign but I want him to know that I’m willing to sit down with him and discuss any ideas that he’s got for this moment. If he wants us to use a specific team name then I’m willing to discuss team names with him, if he wants us to do specific team moves then I’m willing to discuss that as well finally if he wants us to have a specific tag team entrance then we can discuss that as well. What I’m saying is David you and I are the UCWA All Star Tag Team Champions and I feel that the potential is there for us to have a very long reign and we just have to make the most out of it. So David if you can hear me then please accept my offer to have a heart to heart talk about what kind of tag team we’re going to be.
Simon Jewel stops talking and takes a deep breath.
Simon Jewel: The next thing that I want to talk about and that is my next title chase. I’ve entered the Deep South Championship Title Tournament. I want everyone in it to know that I’m in it to win it and if that means that I become the first ever double champion in UCWA: All Star then so be it. Now that I’ve said that I like the idea of having one title on one shoulder and the other title on the other one. I think that would be the ultimate spit in the face of the fans who I feel have betrayed me over my career.
Simon Jewel stops talking and smiles.
Simon Jewel: That brings me to the very last thing on my mind just now. Sexy Jason. Jason you attacked me with a chair, I defeated you to become a champion. To me it sounds like I got my re-match over you attacking me. Do you know why I wanted revenge over you? It’s because I knew that it would be the perfect way to show everyone that Simon Jewel was back and that his aggression was still the exact same as it was before he left. Jason I want you to know that if we cross paths in the tournament then the outcome will be the exact same you’ll just lose to me for a second time and have no choice but to admit that I’m too good for you to beat.
Scene fades.