Post by V-List Circus on Mar 30, 2012 3:05:14 GMT -5
The cameras show Simon Jewel in a car park holding his UCWA All Star tag Team Title.
Simon Jewel: I’ve got a lot of things on my mind just now so I want to begin with the latest change to my life. In case you all missed the Webisode last night my partner David Crisp and I become the first ever UCWA All Star Tag Team Champions. In case you haven’t been following my career properly this is the first title that I’ve won in my career and I feel great. In fact I would go as far as saying that this moment is making up for all of the bad things that have been going on in my life recently.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: Now that I’ve told everybody how I feel about being a champion I want to move onto the next topic. The One Man Army name that I use is old news. It doesn’t suit me anymore. I need to use a name that tells everybody who I am and exactly what I believe in now. I believe that I’m the reason why people turn into the show every single week. I believe that I’m the greatest wrestler who ever lived. I believe that I came to UCWA: All Star to steal the show and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. What does that mean? It means that I’m now called “The Showstealer” Simon Jewel and I’m going to be stealing the show the second that my music hits.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds, lowers his head and then raises it.
Simon Jewel: Now that I’ve discussed that I want to talk about my last promo for one minute. Did I mean it when I said that fans boo me when I wrestle? Yes I did mean that because it happened a lot. Do I mean it when I say that I don’t need those fans? Yes I do mean that because at the end of the day if they don’t appreciate me then I’ve got no reason to appreciate them.
Simon Jewel takes a deep breath.
Simon Jewel: I came back to wrestling to make up for everything that I couldn’t do before. Before I retired Sexy Jason hit me with a chair and I beat him. The next challenge for me is Bob Pooler. Bob you and I have a match on No Limits but seeing as I’ve already explained why I’m wrestling again I feel that I don’t need to tell you again. However I will say that the aggression inside of me is building up and it’s telling me that you and I do have a lot of unfinished business and that I need to finish it personally. With that in said let me just point out something to you. I’m not the new guy that you faced before. I’m a new Simon Jewel, one who has seen the light and believes that he’s the real deal. I’m a lot more dangerous than you could ever be Bob Pooler and that makes it harder to prepare for me. I might go even further and say that I don’t think that you can stop me from achieving any of the goals that I’ve set myself. Goals like really make it to the top of the highest mountain in UCWA: All Star.
Simon Jewel stops talking and thinks.
Simon Jewel: Bob I’m just going to say it. You’ve cut promos about you being in my return match. The problem is I’ve already had my return match so that makes you look stupid saying that line. Another thing that I feel is stupid about you is your love for Twitter. All I see you do is post tweets but little do you know that you’re killing the mystique of wrestling for everyone. Once the fans start finding out things like what food you eat, what you buy in shops and even things like what car you drive it gets to a point where they’ll eventually stop taking you seriously and that Bob is exactly what’s going to happen to you. However I guess that you’re a bit too old to remember how fun it was to watch wrestling without the internet to spoil everything. Bob when we have our match I’m going to knock reality back into you and you’re going to see that our modern technology is bad for the wrestling business and then you’re going to shut down your Twitter profile and go back to being a true professional wrestler like you say that you are.
Scene fades.
Simon Jewel: I’ve got a lot of things on my mind just now so I want to begin with the latest change to my life. In case you all missed the Webisode last night my partner David Crisp and I become the first ever UCWA All Star Tag Team Champions. In case you haven’t been following my career properly this is the first title that I’ve won in my career and I feel great. In fact I would go as far as saying that this moment is making up for all of the bad things that have been going on in my life recently.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds.
Simon Jewel: Now that I’ve told everybody how I feel about being a champion I want to move onto the next topic. The One Man Army name that I use is old news. It doesn’t suit me anymore. I need to use a name that tells everybody who I am and exactly what I believe in now. I believe that I’m the reason why people turn into the show every single week. I believe that I’m the greatest wrestler who ever lived. I believe that I came to UCWA: All Star to steal the show and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. What does that mean? It means that I’m now called “The Showstealer” Simon Jewel and I’m going to be stealing the show the second that my music hits.
Simon Jewel stops talking for a few seconds, lowers his head and then raises it.
Simon Jewel: Now that I’ve discussed that I want to talk about my last promo for one minute. Did I mean it when I said that fans boo me when I wrestle? Yes I did mean that because it happened a lot. Do I mean it when I say that I don’t need those fans? Yes I do mean that because at the end of the day if they don’t appreciate me then I’ve got no reason to appreciate them.
Simon Jewel takes a deep breath.
Simon Jewel: I came back to wrestling to make up for everything that I couldn’t do before. Before I retired Sexy Jason hit me with a chair and I beat him. The next challenge for me is Bob Pooler. Bob you and I have a match on No Limits but seeing as I’ve already explained why I’m wrestling again I feel that I don’t need to tell you again. However I will say that the aggression inside of me is building up and it’s telling me that you and I do have a lot of unfinished business and that I need to finish it personally. With that in said let me just point out something to you. I’m not the new guy that you faced before. I’m a new Simon Jewel, one who has seen the light and believes that he’s the real deal. I’m a lot more dangerous than you could ever be Bob Pooler and that makes it harder to prepare for me. I might go even further and say that I don’t think that you can stop me from achieving any of the goals that I’ve set myself. Goals like really make it to the top of the highest mountain in UCWA: All Star.
Simon Jewel stops talking and thinks.
Simon Jewel: Bob I’m just going to say it. You’ve cut promos about you being in my return match. The problem is I’ve already had my return match so that makes you look stupid saying that line. Another thing that I feel is stupid about you is your love for Twitter. All I see you do is post tweets but little do you know that you’re killing the mystique of wrestling for everyone. Once the fans start finding out things like what food you eat, what you buy in shops and even things like what car you drive it gets to a point where they’ll eventually stop taking you seriously and that Bob is exactly what’s going to happen to you. However I guess that you’re a bit too old to remember how fun it was to watch wrestling without the internet to spoil everything. Bob when we have our match I’m going to knock reality back into you and you’re going to see that our modern technology is bad for the wrestling business and then you’re going to shut down your Twitter profile and go back to being a true professional wrestler like you say that you are.
Scene fades.