Post by V-List Circus on Aug 19, 2010 12:40:01 GMT -5
The cameras show Micky Thunder and Xear sitting on a couch in a hotel lobby.
Micky Thunder: A couple of months ago if I was seen sitting on a couch in a hotel lobby a wee kid would walk over to me and he would ask me for an autograph, he would ask me for a picture and I would say no. Today when I sit on a couch in a hotel lobby any wee kid that walks past me doesn’t even recognise who I am. He or she just thinks that I’m some random hotel guest and not a UCWA wrestler. However if Mac Bane or Buddy Drifter walked out of an elevator just now they would have every single wee kid in the entire hotel run right for them. It depresses me to think that I’ve gone so low that nobody treats me like anything anymore and I only have myself to blame for it. Xear there was a time when I felt like I had it all, money, the woman of my dreams, a title reign that felt successful and a World Title shot on a PPV. Now I feel like my money is low, the woman of my dreams isn’t by my side the same way that she was, and I’ve not held a title or had a title shot in a very long time. The other thing that I also feel is anytime that I win a match it comes across as a fluke and not a well earned victory. A few months when I won a match it was because I was the better man in the match and that my opponent had been out wrestled by one of the best in the business. A couple of months ago people really believed that I was going to be the one that would breakthrough and become the future UCWA World Champion. These days when people talk about me it’s in the context of loser, he’s nothing and he’s really overrated. When you hear people say that about you it hurts inside and it bothers you because you know that there’s nothing that you can do about it until you start to prove them wrong. Of course the only way to prove those people wrong is by picking up victory after victory but that’s hard to do because you’re always questioning how good you really are and id you really want to carry on working.
Xear: Micky there’s something that I want to say to you.
Micky Thunder: What’s that?
Xear: I’m getting fed up hearing you question yourself. Yes you are having countless off weeks but there’s always going to be an on week coming. When that week comes Micky you’re going to find out that no matter how bad things are just now you can keep going on regardless. Micky you like to talk about your passion and dedication to the wrestling business. So I’m just like to know where they are because I really don’t believe that Micky Thunder is just going to give up on wrestling because he can’t win matches.
Micky Thunder: Xear when it comes to my passion and dedication to the wrestling business you’re right I do give it a lot of blood, sweat and tears but after losing so many matches you do wonder why you do it and that is what I want to know.
Xear: Are you telling me that I’ve to tell the great Micky Thunder why he has lost so much blood because of wrestling? Micky the answer to that is very simple to tell you. The reason why you lost all of that blood over the years is because you had so much fun doing what you were doing and you never ever wanted to stop wrestling. You just wanted to keep going because you really felt like you could. The reason why you don’t feel like your wrestling career is going anywhere now is because you’ve forgotten who you are and what you really bring to the table. Micky please let me remind you of something you were in the first ever barbed wire match in UCWA and you were in it because you were enjoying using it. What I’m saying is Micky if you want to be the sick and twisted wrestler that you once were then please go wrap something I don’t care what in barbed wire, bring it to Fire and hit somebody with it. Micky I want you to feel like a complete psycho once again who doesn’t care who he hurts just as long as it’s someone who gets the message that Micky Thunder really hates him. Do you understand what I’m saying?
Micky Thunder: I understand exactly what you’re saying Xear.
Xear: Micky in that case you’ll tell me what you’re going to do on Fire.
Micky Thunder: Xear on Fire I’m going to look at the fact that I’ve got more losses next to my name than I do victories and I’m going to step up my game to make sure that I don’t lose anymore matches for a while.
Xear: Exactly then what will you do?
Micky Thunder: I’m going to find myself a piece of barbed wire and something to wrap around it and I’m going to take it to the ring and then I’m going to sit it in a corner and use it to intimate my opponents so that thy know that if I really need to use it I will.
Xear: But Micky if you do use it you’ll get dqed.
Micky Thunder: That’s why you save using it for after the match and use it for a post match beat down to get the fans going crazy because they’ll just have seen something wild. The fact is Xear I want to become the old Micky Thunder again and thanks to you I know exactly what I need to do in order to become it. I need to put it all on the line knowing full well that I need the big victory and that a loss will do nothing but just destroy me.
Xear: Micky the more you talk about losing the more you’re just going to cost yourself matches.
Micky Thunder: Xear you make a very good point but I’ve got news for you the more that I lose the more that I’ve got to gain and when that time comes I will have it all back. Speaking of having it all back I wanted to discuss something very important with you.
Xear: What’s that?
Micky Thunder: In my last promo I asked you about how to bring back Devil Xear and you were able to convince me that I can beat the so called Gods in UCWA without him. I was just wondering if you still; feel that way.
Xear: Yes I do Micky and do you know why? I feel it because I know for a fact that once your focus level improves so will everything else about you. Therefore it won’t matter if you watch The God Of Gods, The God Of Xtreme, The God Of Micky Mouse Cartoons, The God Of Fishing or even The God Of Sand because you’ll be able to beat them all one by one as if they were nothing. The only thing that’s stopping you from beating them just now Micky is you’re just too busy crying about the fact that you feel like you’ve got nothing. Well I say that if you get over this feeling then you’ll re-become something once again and everybody will know who you are and will fully remember your name. However I’ll make you a deal.
Micky Thunder: What’s the deal?
Xear: If you really can’t do what is required to get out of this state that you’ve put yourself into. Then yes I’ll let you do what you’ve got to do to turn me into Devil Xear and as him I’ll help you reach the point that you want to be at. However just remember that after you reach that point Devil Xear will probably not want to help you anymore. So if you really want to risk making a deal with a Devil then just remember the risks that are involved with it first because if you make one mess-up then it will cost you everything.
Micky Thunder: I know about the risk involved in doing it but if it has to be done then so be it. However seeing as you Xear are so confidant in me I’m fully willing to give your way a try first before we go all out and try my way.
Xear: Micky believe me when I say it’s for the best because my Devil Xear side isn’t as controllable as you need him to be. So it’s better to try and sort things out by yourself first before you go so low to try and ask him for proper help.
Micky Thunder: Xear I’ve got to admit that’s true. It’s not he most stable of sides that you’ve got to offer.
Xear: That’s true Micky I can’t control it properly so it’s crazy to rush to that so called idea of yours. However I was wondering if we can maybe discuss another topic.
Micky Thunder: Sure what’s the topic?
Xear: Have you heard from Nympheta since we left to return to UCWA?
Micky Thunder: As I said earlier Nympheta was the woman of my dreams and she is no longer apart of The New Age Kliq except in spirit because of personal problems that she felt were too dark to talk to me about. Xear ever since she told us that she was suffering from the problems I’ve not heard anything from her ever since. However every single night I’ve lied down and I’ve thought about what she could be going through and I’ve been hoping that she’ll come out of it fine. Do I miss her? The answer is yes I do and it hurts me knowing that I just can’t be there to help her through whatever it is that’s bothering her.
Xear: Micky what do you think is really going on in her life?
Micky Thunder: Xear I could sit here all day and list every possible problem that I think Nympheta is going through just now but I don’t know if I want to risk making things any worse for her.
Xear: I understand Micky but I do have one more question for you. Do you think that she was having an affaire?
Micky Thunder: What makes you ask that?
Xear: Micky when you think of her past it makes you wonder if she’s taken time off to be with someone else.
Micky Thunder: Are you trying to help me or make me worse?
Xear: I’m trying to help you Micky.
Micky Thunder: Well telling me that my girlfriend is taking time away from me to have an affaire isn’t helping.
Xear: I’m not telling you I’m just asking you if you think it’s possible or not.
Micky Thunder: In that case please allow me to tell you it’s not possible because I know for a fact that she loves me and wouldn’t want to lose me.
Xear: It’s good that you seem so sure.
Micky Thunder: Trust me Xear I am as sure as anything that she isn’t doing a thing like that.
Xear: That’s good Micky but I’m just wondering what that leaves.
Micky Thunder: I don’t know what it leaves but I do know that it leaves enough for me to say that there’s always going to be something bigger that I’m missing out that it could be because it really needs to be something really serious if she really couldn’t tell us about it before we left.
Xear: What’s the worse problem that you can think of?
Micky Thunder: The worse problem that I can think of is a very close family member’s death but when I think of her family I can’t really think of anyone who she was that close to that it would lead to her hiding in a dark room with no intentions of coming out.
Xear: You really know her well.
Micky Thunder: Xear in order for a relationship to work you need to know every single tiny bit of detail about the woman you’re going out with and that is why no woman is going out with you just now.
Xear: That’s a bit harsh Micky.
Micky Thunder: I know but this is all about teaching you a lesson about respect.
Xear: Micky I do respect women the problem is the ones that I’ve liked in the past had no respect for me and that is what I was hoping that you could one day help with.
Micky Thunder: Well Xear if it’s just us on the road now maybe I can help you with that at some point.
Xear: There’s no rush through because obviously we’ve got a lot of other things to do as well.
Micky Thunder: That’s correct Xear we’ve got to make me look good before every single one of my matches. Speaking of matches let’s talk about my next one. First of all I’d just like to say one thing to Mark Hunter. In your last promo you said that it was game over for me. I’m sorry but I’m not playing a game and I never ever was. This is my real life and I will not let anyone but me end it and that is a fact. I know that I may come across a depressed man with a lot of problems but believe me when I say that I’m going to feel so much better once I’ve defeated you. Mark when I beat you the whole world will praise me once again because I’ll have been the man to shut you up once for all to a point where you can’t say another word ever again. Once that moment happens you’re going to fear the fans stand up and cheer me for doing all of them a huge favour and they’ll never forget that it was me who did it. As for you Mark every time that you try and speak after Fire your mouth will move but no sound will come out no matter how badly you want it to. Mark I’m going into this match to make an impact and I’m really going to make sure that I really do make one. Mark I just want you to know one other thing. It doesn’t matter if you Lance Williams goes to he ring with you or not on Fire because if I have to I will hurt him as well to a point where he’s not the same man ever again.
Xear: Mark Hunter we know that there’s still a few days until the match so I’m going to give you a piece of advice and that is choose your words carefully because if you say the wrong thing that it’ll just motivate Micky a lot more to make sure that they really ar your last words ever.
Micky Thunder: Speaking of last words ever I find it funny that the meant to be high and mighty God of Gods beat J.J. Munroe still hasn’t said a word about the match so far because it tells me that he’s afraid that I do something to him that he’s never the same ever again. So let me tell you exactly what I’ve got in mind for him. Well first of all you’re petty lucky that this is a normal match because if it wasn’t I’d start off by grabbing a fork and stabbing you in the eye with it and then rip it out of its socket. However seeing as its normal rules I guess I can’t do that. I guess I can kick you in the head so many times that you eventually get knocked out. I think the fans would love to see that. What else can I do? Oh I know I can hit you with my frog splash and squash you to a point where all of your insides fly out of your mouth. How about I break your arm and maybe a leg as well? I’ve got to admit that sounds fun so I’m up for doing that to you. J.J. Munroe I’m going into this match preparing myself for a war and the reason why is because I know that I need to become something that strikes fear into the eyes of everybody else in UCWA. I know that in order for me to become the standout superstar that I use to be in UCWA I need everyone to see that not only am I willing to sacrifice my body to put on a good show but I’m willing to hurt my opponents so much more. You may not like what goes on inside my head but believe me when I say that I do because it makes me feel safe, secure and happy. I don’t care if it makes me a freak or a psycho because it’s who I really am and who I always want to be. I won’t change myself to suit anybody else because anyone who wants to change me is nothing but trash in my eyes. Speaking of trash after I win my match I think I’m going to grab J.J. Munroe and toss him over the top rope and onto the floor so that he knows exactly how I feel about him for staying quiet for so long. I get that he maybe biding his time to see the attitude of the others in the match but that just means that he’s got no creativity of his own and needs to rely on others to give him something to talk about. It’s a method that tells me that he’ll never have what it takes to make it into the wrestling business ever. Unlike me who has always had something to talk about first before mentioning anything that any opponent has to say. J.J I just want you to know that it doesn’t matter to me when you decide to finally open your mouth and talk about this match because the outcome will be the exact same. I’m going to shock you and Mark Hunter like thunder.
Scene fades.
Micky Thunder: A couple of months ago if I was seen sitting on a couch in a hotel lobby a wee kid would walk over to me and he would ask me for an autograph, he would ask me for a picture and I would say no. Today when I sit on a couch in a hotel lobby any wee kid that walks past me doesn’t even recognise who I am. He or she just thinks that I’m some random hotel guest and not a UCWA wrestler. However if Mac Bane or Buddy Drifter walked out of an elevator just now they would have every single wee kid in the entire hotel run right for them. It depresses me to think that I’ve gone so low that nobody treats me like anything anymore and I only have myself to blame for it. Xear there was a time when I felt like I had it all, money, the woman of my dreams, a title reign that felt successful and a World Title shot on a PPV. Now I feel like my money is low, the woman of my dreams isn’t by my side the same way that she was, and I’ve not held a title or had a title shot in a very long time. The other thing that I also feel is anytime that I win a match it comes across as a fluke and not a well earned victory. A few months when I won a match it was because I was the better man in the match and that my opponent had been out wrestled by one of the best in the business. A couple of months ago people really believed that I was going to be the one that would breakthrough and become the future UCWA World Champion. These days when people talk about me it’s in the context of loser, he’s nothing and he’s really overrated. When you hear people say that about you it hurts inside and it bothers you because you know that there’s nothing that you can do about it until you start to prove them wrong. Of course the only way to prove those people wrong is by picking up victory after victory but that’s hard to do because you’re always questioning how good you really are and id you really want to carry on working.
Xear: Micky there’s something that I want to say to you.
Micky Thunder: What’s that?
Xear: I’m getting fed up hearing you question yourself. Yes you are having countless off weeks but there’s always going to be an on week coming. When that week comes Micky you’re going to find out that no matter how bad things are just now you can keep going on regardless. Micky you like to talk about your passion and dedication to the wrestling business. So I’m just like to know where they are because I really don’t believe that Micky Thunder is just going to give up on wrestling because he can’t win matches.
Micky Thunder: Xear when it comes to my passion and dedication to the wrestling business you’re right I do give it a lot of blood, sweat and tears but after losing so many matches you do wonder why you do it and that is what I want to know.
Xear: Are you telling me that I’ve to tell the great Micky Thunder why he has lost so much blood because of wrestling? Micky the answer to that is very simple to tell you. The reason why you lost all of that blood over the years is because you had so much fun doing what you were doing and you never ever wanted to stop wrestling. You just wanted to keep going because you really felt like you could. The reason why you don’t feel like your wrestling career is going anywhere now is because you’ve forgotten who you are and what you really bring to the table. Micky please let me remind you of something you were in the first ever barbed wire match in UCWA and you were in it because you were enjoying using it. What I’m saying is Micky if you want to be the sick and twisted wrestler that you once were then please go wrap something I don’t care what in barbed wire, bring it to Fire and hit somebody with it. Micky I want you to feel like a complete psycho once again who doesn’t care who he hurts just as long as it’s someone who gets the message that Micky Thunder really hates him. Do you understand what I’m saying?
Micky Thunder: I understand exactly what you’re saying Xear.
Xear: Micky in that case you’ll tell me what you’re going to do on Fire.
Micky Thunder: Xear on Fire I’m going to look at the fact that I’ve got more losses next to my name than I do victories and I’m going to step up my game to make sure that I don’t lose anymore matches for a while.
Xear: Exactly then what will you do?
Micky Thunder: I’m going to find myself a piece of barbed wire and something to wrap around it and I’m going to take it to the ring and then I’m going to sit it in a corner and use it to intimate my opponents so that thy know that if I really need to use it I will.
Xear: But Micky if you do use it you’ll get dqed.
Micky Thunder: That’s why you save using it for after the match and use it for a post match beat down to get the fans going crazy because they’ll just have seen something wild. The fact is Xear I want to become the old Micky Thunder again and thanks to you I know exactly what I need to do in order to become it. I need to put it all on the line knowing full well that I need the big victory and that a loss will do nothing but just destroy me.
Xear: Micky the more you talk about losing the more you’re just going to cost yourself matches.
Micky Thunder: Xear you make a very good point but I’ve got news for you the more that I lose the more that I’ve got to gain and when that time comes I will have it all back. Speaking of having it all back I wanted to discuss something very important with you.
Xear: What’s that?
Micky Thunder: In my last promo I asked you about how to bring back Devil Xear and you were able to convince me that I can beat the so called Gods in UCWA without him. I was just wondering if you still; feel that way.
Xear: Yes I do Micky and do you know why? I feel it because I know for a fact that once your focus level improves so will everything else about you. Therefore it won’t matter if you watch The God Of Gods, The God Of Xtreme, The God Of Micky Mouse Cartoons, The God Of Fishing or even The God Of Sand because you’ll be able to beat them all one by one as if they were nothing. The only thing that’s stopping you from beating them just now Micky is you’re just too busy crying about the fact that you feel like you’ve got nothing. Well I say that if you get over this feeling then you’ll re-become something once again and everybody will know who you are and will fully remember your name. However I’ll make you a deal.
Micky Thunder: What’s the deal?
Xear: If you really can’t do what is required to get out of this state that you’ve put yourself into. Then yes I’ll let you do what you’ve got to do to turn me into Devil Xear and as him I’ll help you reach the point that you want to be at. However just remember that after you reach that point Devil Xear will probably not want to help you anymore. So if you really want to risk making a deal with a Devil then just remember the risks that are involved with it first because if you make one mess-up then it will cost you everything.
Micky Thunder: I know about the risk involved in doing it but if it has to be done then so be it. However seeing as you Xear are so confidant in me I’m fully willing to give your way a try first before we go all out and try my way.
Xear: Micky believe me when I say it’s for the best because my Devil Xear side isn’t as controllable as you need him to be. So it’s better to try and sort things out by yourself first before you go so low to try and ask him for proper help.
Micky Thunder: Xear I’ve got to admit that’s true. It’s not he most stable of sides that you’ve got to offer.
Xear: That’s true Micky I can’t control it properly so it’s crazy to rush to that so called idea of yours. However I was wondering if we can maybe discuss another topic.
Micky Thunder: Sure what’s the topic?
Xear: Have you heard from Nympheta since we left to return to UCWA?
Micky Thunder: As I said earlier Nympheta was the woman of my dreams and she is no longer apart of The New Age Kliq except in spirit because of personal problems that she felt were too dark to talk to me about. Xear ever since she told us that she was suffering from the problems I’ve not heard anything from her ever since. However every single night I’ve lied down and I’ve thought about what she could be going through and I’ve been hoping that she’ll come out of it fine. Do I miss her? The answer is yes I do and it hurts me knowing that I just can’t be there to help her through whatever it is that’s bothering her.
Xear: Micky what do you think is really going on in her life?
Micky Thunder: Xear I could sit here all day and list every possible problem that I think Nympheta is going through just now but I don’t know if I want to risk making things any worse for her.
Xear: I understand Micky but I do have one more question for you. Do you think that she was having an affaire?
Micky Thunder: What makes you ask that?
Xear: Micky when you think of her past it makes you wonder if she’s taken time off to be with someone else.
Micky Thunder: Are you trying to help me or make me worse?
Xear: I’m trying to help you Micky.
Micky Thunder: Well telling me that my girlfriend is taking time away from me to have an affaire isn’t helping.
Xear: I’m not telling you I’m just asking you if you think it’s possible or not.
Micky Thunder: In that case please allow me to tell you it’s not possible because I know for a fact that she loves me and wouldn’t want to lose me.
Xear: It’s good that you seem so sure.
Micky Thunder: Trust me Xear I am as sure as anything that she isn’t doing a thing like that.
Xear: That’s good Micky but I’m just wondering what that leaves.
Micky Thunder: I don’t know what it leaves but I do know that it leaves enough for me to say that there’s always going to be something bigger that I’m missing out that it could be because it really needs to be something really serious if she really couldn’t tell us about it before we left.
Xear: What’s the worse problem that you can think of?
Micky Thunder: The worse problem that I can think of is a very close family member’s death but when I think of her family I can’t really think of anyone who she was that close to that it would lead to her hiding in a dark room with no intentions of coming out.
Xear: You really know her well.
Micky Thunder: Xear in order for a relationship to work you need to know every single tiny bit of detail about the woman you’re going out with and that is why no woman is going out with you just now.
Xear: That’s a bit harsh Micky.
Micky Thunder: I know but this is all about teaching you a lesson about respect.
Xear: Micky I do respect women the problem is the ones that I’ve liked in the past had no respect for me and that is what I was hoping that you could one day help with.
Micky Thunder: Well Xear if it’s just us on the road now maybe I can help you with that at some point.
Xear: There’s no rush through because obviously we’ve got a lot of other things to do as well.
Micky Thunder: That’s correct Xear we’ve got to make me look good before every single one of my matches. Speaking of matches let’s talk about my next one. First of all I’d just like to say one thing to Mark Hunter. In your last promo you said that it was game over for me. I’m sorry but I’m not playing a game and I never ever was. This is my real life and I will not let anyone but me end it and that is a fact. I know that I may come across a depressed man with a lot of problems but believe me when I say that I’m going to feel so much better once I’ve defeated you. Mark when I beat you the whole world will praise me once again because I’ll have been the man to shut you up once for all to a point where you can’t say another word ever again. Once that moment happens you’re going to fear the fans stand up and cheer me for doing all of them a huge favour and they’ll never forget that it was me who did it. As for you Mark every time that you try and speak after Fire your mouth will move but no sound will come out no matter how badly you want it to. Mark I’m going into this match to make an impact and I’m really going to make sure that I really do make one. Mark I just want you to know one other thing. It doesn’t matter if you Lance Williams goes to he ring with you or not on Fire because if I have to I will hurt him as well to a point where he’s not the same man ever again.
Xear: Mark Hunter we know that there’s still a few days until the match so I’m going to give you a piece of advice and that is choose your words carefully because if you say the wrong thing that it’ll just motivate Micky a lot more to make sure that they really ar your last words ever.
Micky Thunder: Speaking of last words ever I find it funny that the meant to be high and mighty God of Gods beat J.J. Munroe still hasn’t said a word about the match so far because it tells me that he’s afraid that I do something to him that he’s never the same ever again. So let me tell you exactly what I’ve got in mind for him. Well first of all you’re petty lucky that this is a normal match because if it wasn’t I’d start off by grabbing a fork and stabbing you in the eye with it and then rip it out of its socket. However seeing as its normal rules I guess I can’t do that. I guess I can kick you in the head so many times that you eventually get knocked out. I think the fans would love to see that. What else can I do? Oh I know I can hit you with my frog splash and squash you to a point where all of your insides fly out of your mouth. How about I break your arm and maybe a leg as well? I’ve got to admit that sounds fun so I’m up for doing that to you. J.J. Munroe I’m going into this match preparing myself for a war and the reason why is because I know that I need to become something that strikes fear into the eyes of everybody else in UCWA. I know that in order for me to become the standout superstar that I use to be in UCWA I need everyone to see that not only am I willing to sacrifice my body to put on a good show but I’m willing to hurt my opponents so much more. You may not like what goes on inside my head but believe me when I say that I do because it makes me feel safe, secure and happy. I don’t care if it makes me a freak or a psycho because it’s who I really am and who I always want to be. I won’t change myself to suit anybody else because anyone who wants to change me is nothing but trash in my eyes. Speaking of trash after I win my match I think I’m going to grab J.J. Munroe and toss him over the top rope and onto the floor so that he knows exactly how I feel about him for staying quiet for so long. I get that he maybe biding his time to see the attitude of the others in the match but that just means that he’s got no creativity of his own and needs to rely on others to give him something to talk about. It’s a method that tells me that he’ll never have what it takes to make it into the wrestling business ever. Unlike me who has always had something to talk about first before mentioning anything that any opponent has to say. J.J I just want you to know that it doesn’t matter to me when you decide to finally open your mouth and talk about this match because the outcome will be the exact same. I’m going to shock you and Mark Hunter like thunder.
Scene fades.