Post by V-List Circus on Mar 11, 2015 8:35:47 GMT -5
The camera shows “Up All Night” Eric Ambrose sitting in the crowd of a horse race.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: Today Mr Bloom and David Fraggle have told me to go and see a horse race using the argument of I’ll learn something from being here. I have learned something Jason Price, Sexy Jason and John Blade are all worse than horses. The reason why they’re worse than horses is because they’re not energetic superstars like I am. They don’t kick wrestlers in the chest like I do, they don’t climb the turnbuckle and do a diving head-butt like I do and they certainly don’t run from one corner to another and then drop kick their opponent in the face.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: I saw John Blade’s promo and I’ve got two things to say about it. The first one is Thomas Valin didn’t attack you David Fraggle did. The second thing that I’ve got to say to you John is David Fraggle isn’t the boss or owner of NAW, no he’s a wrestler but the funny thing is he’s more of a locker-room leader than Alex Morgan has ever been. There’s a reason why David Fraggle is the NAW Hall of Fame and that’s because he earned his place in it by doing more to help this company than Alex Morgan has ever done.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: I’m going to tell you what’s going to happen on Meltdown Thomas Valin is going to face John Blade and he’s going to beat John Blade and then he won’t face David Fraggle. Oh by the way John there’s still another Meltdown before Spring Breakdown but I bet that you go into hiding so you don’t have to compete on it and get embarrassed by somebody else on the NAW roster.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: As for you Jason Price, you say that you’re going to do Sexy Jason’s moves? Well I’m willing to bet that Sexy Jason’s moves are just as dull as Jason Price’s moves. To make it in NAW you’ve got to be unique but there’s nothing special about Jason Price. He kidnapped a priest to get inside the head of Alaric. All that he’s done there is copied him because of the way that Alaric kidnapped Jason’s fiancée who turned out to be Alaric’s sister. What I want to know is what’s the twist here? Is the priest going to be revealed as a Jason’s dad? Is the priests first name Jason as well ?
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: In other news Jason Price hasn’t’ competed for a UWL show but is in championship rankings there and I’m not. I want anyone from UWL who is watching this to know that when I defeat Jason Price you will have no choice but to notice me ad apologise for making such a big mistake. I deserve recognition but I’m not getting it for some unknown reason. I can only assume that reason is Alex Morgan trying to hold me back from more success.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: Another person who I want to talk about is you Bohannon. Isn’t it funny that you’re the special guest commentator for my match? I bet you’re hoping to scout me before our match. A match that is only going to end one way. “Up All Night” Eric Ambrose is the new NAW Horizon champion. Bohannon when I bring the NAW Horizon Championship to Mr Bloom there will be some changes made to it. The first change is I won’t be calling out people in a promo. I’ll only face those who have shown that they deserve to have a shot. Yes you’ll have your re-match but after I defeat you you’ll be sent to the back of the line and have to build yourself up to another match against me.
Scene fades.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: Today Mr Bloom and David Fraggle have told me to go and see a horse race using the argument of I’ll learn something from being here. I have learned something Jason Price, Sexy Jason and John Blade are all worse than horses. The reason why they’re worse than horses is because they’re not energetic superstars like I am. They don’t kick wrestlers in the chest like I do, they don’t climb the turnbuckle and do a diving head-butt like I do and they certainly don’t run from one corner to another and then drop kick their opponent in the face.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: I saw John Blade’s promo and I’ve got two things to say about it. The first one is Thomas Valin didn’t attack you David Fraggle did. The second thing that I’ve got to say to you John is David Fraggle isn’t the boss or owner of NAW, no he’s a wrestler but the funny thing is he’s more of a locker-room leader than Alex Morgan has ever been. There’s a reason why David Fraggle is the NAW Hall of Fame and that’s because he earned his place in it by doing more to help this company than Alex Morgan has ever done.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: I’m going to tell you what’s going to happen on Meltdown Thomas Valin is going to face John Blade and he’s going to beat John Blade and then he won’t face David Fraggle. Oh by the way John there’s still another Meltdown before Spring Breakdown but I bet that you go into hiding so you don’t have to compete on it and get embarrassed by somebody else on the NAW roster.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: As for you Jason Price, you say that you’re going to do Sexy Jason’s moves? Well I’m willing to bet that Sexy Jason’s moves are just as dull as Jason Price’s moves. To make it in NAW you’ve got to be unique but there’s nothing special about Jason Price. He kidnapped a priest to get inside the head of Alaric. All that he’s done there is copied him because of the way that Alaric kidnapped Jason’s fiancée who turned out to be Alaric’s sister. What I want to know is what’s the twist here? Is the priest going to be revealed as a Jason’s dad? Is the priests first name Jason as well ?
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: In other news Jason Price hasn’t’ competed for a UWL show but is in championship rankings there and I’m not. I want anyone from UWL who is watching this to know that when I defeat Jason Price you will have no choice but to notice me ad apologise for making such a big mistake. I deserve recognition but I’m not getting it for some unknown reason. I can only assume that reason is Alex Morgan trying to hold me back from more success.
“Up All Night” Eric Ambrose: Another person who I want to talk about is you Bohannon. Isn’t it funny that you’re the special guest commentator for my match? I bet you’re hoping to scout me before our match. A match that is only going to end one way. “Up All Night” Eric Ambrose is the new NAW Horizon champion. Bohannon when I bring the NAW Horizon Championship to Mr Bloom there will be some changes made to it. The first change is I won’t be calling out people in a promo. I’ll only face those who have shown that they deserve to have a shot. Yes you’ll have your re-match but after I defeat you you’ll be sent to the back of the line and have to build yourself up to another match against me.
Scene fades.