Post by V-List Circus on Dec 9, 2013 11:58:01 GMT -5
The camera shows “The Very Good” David Fraggle wearing a white shirt, black pants, black boots and a white mask on his face in a very poorly lit room.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: Hello my brothers and sisters it is I “The Very Good” David Fraggle and today is a very special today. Today is the day when I reveal the tenth stage in my plan to take over the entire wrestling world. What is the tenth stage my brothers and sisters? It’s the stage where I answer a lot of questions about who “The Very Good” David Fraggle really is. Who is “The Very Good” David Fraggle? Is he a man or is he some kind of strange mutant with some kind of unnatural powers? Allow me to answer that question by telling you that I’m as human as everybody else on the planet. I just have a very dark past that up until now I’ve never wanted to discuss properly until the moment was right to reveal everything about me. That moment is coming up after my lovely assistant Nurse Alice turns on the lights.
The lights in the room go on and it’s got a black tiled floor and black wall that has spikes on it.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: As you know I live in Castle Fraggle Rock well this room is my dungeon. I like to go into this very dark mysterious room so that I can think of my entire life. This is where I like to lock up all of the secrets of my life. Secrets like my real parents. They called him Francois Fraggle and he married a woman called Yvett, she got pregnant with me. However Francois didn’t want anything to do with her pregnancy so he had an affair with a woman called Helene, then after I was born Francois ate Yvett bit by bit. He then married Helene who got pregnant with Steven Fraggle who you might remember as the original White Rabbit but again my real dad wanted nothing to do with the pregnancy so he had an affair with a woman called Melanie. After Steven was born Francois my dad burned Helene and then married Melanie. Melanie got pregnant with a child called Anthony, however once again Francois decided that he didn’t want anything to do with a pregnancy woman so he had an affair with a woman called Annett. Melanie gave birth to Francois’ third son who was called Anthony and then Melanie was choked with a tie. Francois then married Annett who like the others got pregnant and gave birth to a son called Mathew and then she was axed on the head.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle stops talking and lowers his head for a few seconds and then raises it.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: Steven, Anthony, Mathew and I grew up believing that we were all un-wanted brothers when we were really un-wanted half-brothers who never got a chance to know any of our real mothers. As for our dad the last that we heard he lost his own head after being found guilty of his crimes of killing innocent women. My half-brothers and I haven’t talked in a very long time but I know that they’re somewhere watching me proud of the fact that I’m not ashamed to discuss the truth of who I really am. Yes I have lived a life of pain and punishment and yes it did make me feel like a freak in the eyes of nearly everybody who met me but the fact of the matter is I survived.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle stops talking and takes a deep breath.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: People ask me how did I really meet Judas Fraggle. One day he met my half-brothers and I and he realised that we all had our own gifts so he asked us to help me get into wrestling. So I said that I would help him and that he could have my surname as well. That’s right he was never related to me he was just a monster who I wanted to use so that the rest of the world suffered because of what I had experienced in my own life. We all know how Judas and I ended he his army image didn’t mix with my V-List image so he left NAW forever so that he could do his own thing. Ah The V-List my team with “Sideshow” Euan Dante. People ask me how is Sideshow. I’ve been talking to his doctors and they say that he’s recovering slowly but it’ll be some time next year before he can think about returning to a wrestling ring. All that I’ve got to say to him is don’t rush back, please take the time to recover properly.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle takes off the mask on his face and looks at it.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: The next thing that I want to talk about is my assistant Nurse Alice. In case people forgotten I kidnapped her from the hospital that she worked in and it turned out that my poison poisoned everything innocent about her making her as evil as I can be at times, maybe worse than me but that’s for you to decide. She’s not here to say anything or even appear in front of the camera but I just wanted to say that she was the one who gave me this mask to wear. She said that it’s an early Christmas present that I should consider wearing to the ring for my matches to add to the mystery of facing “The Very Good” David Fraggle in a match. I looked at her and I said that I would wear it for her but I wanted to do something else. I wanted to add a few new moves to my arsenal. I’m not going to say what they are yet but I’ve been practicing them and I’m reday to reveal them in my next match.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle stops talking and closes his eyes and then opens them.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: My next match against you Jordan. Jordan I bet that you’re proud saying that you injured my Sideshow. I bet that you still think that I’m a clown who doesn’t belong in the main event of a NAW show. I’ll be honest I personally don’t think of myself as a top guy either however I can feel a burning fire inside of me. That burning fire is a sign, a sign that I’m ready to prove myself wrong to the entire world. The clown that you thought that I am is dead and it’s now time for some serious wrestling from me. There will be no more bras, no more tutus but there will be a lot more unpredictable moments from me. Jordan to me this match isn’t about business no it’s real to me. I’m competing in this match to get revenge for Sideshow and I’m in this match to send a message to Gunner. A message that says that he’s next for me to beat. If anyone is going to stop The Public Enemies it’s going to be me by myself. I will not say die I’ll keep going and you will never keep me down. NAW needs a hero and I am it. Alex Morgan chose to drop the suspension that Sideshow and I had well I say that the time has come for us to show him that he made the right decision. I am “The Very Good” David Fraggle and am the one who isn’t afraid of saying what he really thinks of people, so Jordan let me tell you exactly what I think of you. Ever since you signed with NAW you’ve had title shots handed to you, I think you only had at least two matches before you were named number one contender to face Virgil Keenan, which by the way isn’t enough to have any value in the company. A real professional wrestling would have started right from the bottom and waited at least six months before even thinking about getting a show at the NAW Title. To me this match is about exposing you as the weak champion that you really are and proving to the entire world that everybody else in NAW is better than you but you’re only rated so highly because of who your friends are. If you dint have your friends you really wouldn’t have made it in NAW at all. I’m willing to bet that you don’t have what it takes to face me one on one, I bet you tell Gunner to get involved in the match so that you try steal another win that you really don’t deserve. I think I’ll save my mist for that moment during the match where you get desperate and decide to call for help during the match. Maybe if I mist Gunner and keep it one on one then it’ll really expose you as the fraud that you are. Deep inside you know exactly what I’m talking about Jordan you’ve overstayed your welcome and it’s time for someone to send you home packing. That person will be me and I’ll be doing it for all of the right reasons in the world.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle spits green mist at the camera.
“The Very Good” David Fraggle: To me The Public Enemies are nothing but poison in NAW well I’m here to cure NAW of it using my own poison. Or Maybe people would prefer seeing Jordan’s blood. Either way it’s going to be a really fun night for me and a really bad nightmare for Jordan. A nightmare that he’ll never wake up from because I won’t let him. I’ll make sure that he suffers forever.
The camera fades with “The Very Good” David Fraggle laughing.